I have a lot of leftover teeth from my Fuggler days. You buy acrylic dentures in sets, and some teeth just didn’t get the same amount of love as others (I’m looking at you, second premolar)
What do you do with a whole drawer full of teeth? After an unpopular decision to use them in Renaissance Faire trinket trading, a dalliance with a cursed rain stick, some inappropriate terrariums and a very entertaining but short lived period where I encouraged my daughter to use them in fridge magnet gifts, I still have…
(Brief maths here…)
An unreasonable amount of leftover teeth.
Perhaps you would like some. Perhaps you are a collector of Teeth That Weren’t Used in Fugglers. Perhaps a vial of false teeth is exactly what your apothecary cabinet is missing. Perhaps you have just reached that panicked stage of Christmas shopping where you think, sure, they might like some teeth, that will do.
This listing is for a single jar, sealed with cork, wrapped with string, and decorated with a McG label. There are two sizes of jar to chose from. If you have a preference on hessian or candy stripe string please say so in the notes.
The corks will be glued in, unless you really really want one where you can tip the teeth out into your hand - in which case you may use the notes to try to make that sounds like a rational request.
I have a lot of leftover teeth from my Fuggler days. You buy acrylic dentures in sets, and some teeth just didn’t get the same amount of love as others (I’m looking at you, second premolar)
What do you do with a whole drawer full of teeth? After an unpopular decision to use them in Renaissance Faire trinket trading, a dalliance with a cursed rain stick, some inappropriate terrariums and a very entertaining but short lived period where I encouraged my daughter to use them in fridge magnet gifts, I still have…
(Brief maths here…)
An unreasonable amount of leftover teeth.
Perhaps you would like some. Perhaps you are a collector of Teeth That Weren’t Used in Fugglers. Perhaps a vial of false teeth is exactly what your apothecary cabinet is missing. Perhaps you have just reached that panicked stage of Christmas shopping where you think, sure, they might like some teeth, that will do.
This listing is for a single jar, sealed with cork, wrapped with string, and decorated with a McG label. There are two sizes of jar to chose from. If you have a preference on hessian or candy stripe string please say so in the notes.
The corks will be glued in, unless you really really want one where you can tip the teeth out into your hand - in which case you may use the notes to try to make that sounds like a rational request.
